"Shove your bullshit, assmunch." she snarled.
"Bullshit." the girl replied. "How do I know they aren't BOTH mind sweet-control enter stuff?"
"It's getting awful hot sweet in here, don't you p think?" he p sweet asked.
"Uh-huh." she sweetcherrys said, tugging at the collar of her ratty old T-shirt.
"Because p I have had a crush on you since we met." he replied sweet. "Yoo-Hoo." he said, and she completely sweet succumbed to her new programming.